Stream Of Consciousness #1

Steak is a delicious food. Wooden stakes are driven through the hearts of vampires. A good steak is bloody. Vampires feast on blood. In 3rd world countries, there are food shortages and much bloodshed. I would assume that if vampires were real, they would avoid 3rd world countries. The healthier, "meatier" people reside in the developed nations. The United Nations has been called everything from "ineffectual" to the "shadow government". I think it's just a bunch of uppity old fucks sitting in a room. Pabst Blue Ribbon was my father's favorite beer. I used to despise PBR until fairly recently, because it has become popular. I'm such a trend whore. I mention PBR because I am about to imbibe one. I've always thought of "imbibe" as a cool way to say "to drink". Mmmmm, beer...