Sunday, October 16, 2011

Atheist In A Tin-foil Hat

Let us ask what is perhaps an easily misunderstood question: What is an atheist? This question is not in reference to what an atheist believes in terms of theology, but what does the worldview of an atheist entail? Outside of our disbelief in the existence of god(s) and the supernatural, what do atheists believe about the world around us? What is moral and immoral, and where do these standards come from? What about technology, politics, and economics? Do all atheists share the same views on these topics or do they vary?
The wide assumption in the western world is that atheists are politically liberal socialist democrats who value technology over handiwork. Atheists apparently see our future as a utopian world driven by technology, where cybernetics have cured disease and stopped the aging process, connected us through a sort of "telepathy" by which all of our brains are connected to the Internet via neural implants. Furthermore, this technologically advanced world will have eliminated the need for divisions of labor and currency, and therefore everyone is afforded the same opportunity to pursue their vices and leisurely activity without any consequences. In this future world esoteric concepts such as "privacy" and "liberty" will be irrelevant because of the ability for any human to acquire instant gratification and infinite knowledge. Everyone will effectively be the same, so therefore there will be no need to preserve our differences: gender, race, language, culture, political inclinations, privacy preferences will all be irrelevant because we will all be highly advanced and intelligent beings. We will have become the gods of the religions that we have spent the centuries since the Renaissance debunking.
In my opinion, the reality of this ideal is that it is nothing more than an amalgamation of rumors and misinterpretations by the spiritual community about atheists. They do no understand the truly independent nature of our belief system. They assume that since we choose to accept the evidence and reject the idea of the supernatural, then we must replace their fear of death and dissatisfaction with our species' mortality and weakness with mechophilia and an extremist version of secularism. Since we do not believe in god, then clearly we are out to create god with technology and reinforce our doctrine not with scripture, but in invasive and totalitarian governance. There are certainly atheists who share this view, but believers know well that they are not all the same, so it is curious that they cannot fathom the possibility that we nonbelievers are not all the same. Karl Marx and Ayn Rand were both atheists, yet one would be hard pressed to find two more opposing world views.



In many ways, atheism is a test in one's personal resolve and tolerance for loneliness. I isolated myself from most people by declaring my rejection of belief in the supernatural. That being established, I am hard pressed to find consensus among non-believers. Sure, we all agree that there is no god, but are there spirits? Psychics? Reincarnation? What of reality itself? Is it merely an illusion created by us? Are we significant in any way, or just matter in a vast universe? Those are all philosophical and metaphysical questions, and not to be discussed here.
Where I truly find myself to be alone is my worldview. I am a social liberal: I support equal right for gays, legalized abortion, and free expression. However, I support many "conservative" ideals as well: the right to own and bear arms and free market capitalism (which is different from the schemes of Wall St. and the Federal Reserve, believe it or not). I also endorse ideas that both sides of the liberal-conservative divide are loathe to support: I think that prostitution and drugs should be decriminalized. Over all, these views (and others not mentioned) put me slightly right of center on the political spectrum, firmly in the territory of practitioners of Abrahamic religion (Christianity, Judaism, Islam). Couple that with a conspiratorial view of history and the power structure of civilization itself, and I should fit in quite nicely with the Branch Davidians or Nation Of Islam. Yet I know that their gods and scriptures are lies.
I am fascinated with survivalism and conspiracy theories, which are favorite topics of right wing apocalyptic religious (usually Christian) extremists. This does not mean that I endorse all of their ideas, but it's an enthralling world of suspicion and tenacity. Besides, what's the real harm in investing in precious metals and stockpiling of supplies? And is there really anything wrong with the theory that most of the governments of the world are basically puppet states of a secret order of the rich and powerful? Isn't there sufficient evidence to show that already?
Despite this, I am alone in the crowd. Most of my fellow atheists, even the ones who identify themselves as libertarians, mock my "pessimistic" view and predictions of a dystopian future. By contrast, most believers refuse to take anything I say seriously, because anyone who doesn't believe in god must surely be mad. If there is a lesson here, it is that one should view the world for what it is, and not let your spiritual beliefs or political inclination block that view. Though your view is clear and unobstructed, prepare to take in that view alone.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Now we have the "53 percenters (http://ping.fm/VlaFK), who basically wear their shit lives as a badge of honor. What a bunch of dicks.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

So the new Opeth album isn't metal. At all. And I'm OK with that.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

I just spent about an hour reading about corporatism, Keynesian economics, and state monopoly capitalism... Now I want to kill myself.

Monday, September 26, 2011

I love to think and ponder, but doing so in a philosophical manner is about as enjoyable as digging a ditch.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

I just watched FoxNews' Megan Kelly defend gay/transgendered people and lambast Dr. Keith Ablow as a hatemonger. Now my brain is mush.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Having a party today in honor of my lovely wife. Feel free to stop in for free food!

Friday, August 19, 2011

Thursday, August 18, 2011

I'm in the mood for some really weird music. Recommend me some bands/artists that will make me go "WTF?" when I hear them.
The rich call the poor leeches, the poor call the rich thieves, I call them all greedy.

Monday, August 15, 2011

A libertarian middle finger to the media

If you accept the drivel that comes out of Fox, MSNBC, and CNN, then you are either completely unaware of libertarians (and I'm not talking specifically about the party) or are under the assumption that we are tin-foil hat wearing, white supremacist lunatics. Allow me, if you will, to set the record straight. Libertarians include those who are registered under the party of the same name, but also includes constitutionalists, conservatives, liberals, and even (to a limited degree) anarchists. We are atheists, Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, pagans, etc. We are not just white, but all races are also represented. And while some of us are (unfortunately) lunatic fringe, most of us are normal. After, all political movements contain their nutcases and bad apples. It is just unfortunate that the media portrays libertarians as being nothing but a horde of madmen. Or we are completely ignored.
Take for example this weekend's straw poll in Ames, IA. Ron Paul, who while is registered and running as a republican, is a libertarian at heart, is completely and purposely ignored. This was pointed out on tonight's August 15th, 2011 episode of the daily show. Mr. Paul finished in second place, being edged out by the "Queen Of Rage" Michele Bachman by a mere 200 votes. Oddly enough, none of the major news networks mentioned his name. All they could talk about was Mitt Romney. So why is there this consorted effort to erase libertarians not just from the political landscape, but from the matrix of current events entirely?
I believe it is quite simply fear. Fear on behalf of the establishment. Libertarianism is solely based on logic and reason, something the American political system stands firmly against. Not to mention that libertarian see Washington for what it is: a corrupt autocracy. Just as the medieval Catholic church did, so does our contemporary media/political complex: suppress and censor anything blasphemous.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

We scared the crap out of our son tonight when we explained the current state of the U.S. economy to him. Too much for an 11 year old.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Friday, June 10, 2011

Holy crap! Go to Google right now! The home page is "f"ing cool today!

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Monday, May 30, 2011

I got up early this morning to give me more time to do nothing. :)

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Worst superpower to have: mind reading. Think of all the messed up and disgusting shit you'd find out about people.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Thursday, May 19, 2011

CHOPPED IN HAWUFF!!! FEEL THE BLOOD SPILL FROM YER MOOOOUUUUF!!!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Thursday, May 5, 2011

I love this gif: obama-speech-he-is-dead-gif.gif (GIF Image, 255x156 pixels) http://ping.fm/HTjHD

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Monday, May 2, 2011

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

While I slept, the news of the death of Osama bin Laden was a cause for celebration for Americans everywhere. This is certainly good news, and I'm trying to not be too cynical. Good news about America is few and far between these days, after all. So I will just forget that this should have happened 10 years ago. I will also forget that I'm afraid that bin Laden was not the true mastermind behind 9/11 (not that I'm a "Loose Change" guy, but was are a lot of suspicious activity at home and abroad just before the attacks). Additionally, I'll induce temporary amnesia upon myself about the astronomical wastes of money and human life that the wars that followed (and still rage on) in Afghanistan, Iraq, and now Libya are. And, most importantly, I'll put it out of my mind that this will do nothing to end terrorism here or anywhere else in the world. No, today, I will revel in that fact that America won. We won something. FUCK YEAH!!!

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Friday, April 29, 2011

"Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed."
"Thinking people, when disaster strikes, make it their priority to look for its causes, in order to prevent it happening again. "

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Personal foul language

Is anyone else sick of the constant complaining about athletes' lack of good morals in the media? Athletes are insensitive meatheads, and have always been so. Did we at some point forget? Athletes are going to cheat (steroids), they are going to lie (Tiger Woods), and they are going to use abusive language (Kobe Bryant, Roger McDowell). Just get over it. The only reason athletes exist is for our entertainment and to somehow affirm their self-worth through accomplishing difficult physical tasks. When you look at the big picture, they don't really matter (unless you like to be entertained). Just get over it! Watch the goddamn make and stop putting such high expectations on the douchebag with the ball. All that should matter is whether he wins or loses. In professional sports, political correctness, sensitivity, and fairness are irrelevant and always have been.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Guess the writer: "The church is certainly necessary for the people. It is a strong and conservative element."

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Wrote a huge blog post and it disappeared when I tried to publish it. FML!

Monday, April 25, 2011

All me currently living should have their sperm harvested and then quickly executed, so women can reproduce through artificial insemination.